My bookmark folder labeled "Feats of Meat" is currently overflowing. I can no longer hold back to one post a week and get all you loyal meat feat fans all you deserve. Expect fast and furious feats of meat postings for the next few weeks.

Feats of Meat has a new hero, and her name is Josephine Lowry. Josephine has created two beautiful scenes with the use of artfully carved and sculpted hot dogs. First, we have the HOT DOG AQUARIUM!:

My lord. Check out the "fancy crab"

And the "headless mermaid with crab friends"

Now I'm guessing you're telling yourself, "Wow, that Josephine has got serious talent. It's just sad that she'll never be able to top this. It's unfortunate that it will all be downhill from here!" Well, that's where you're right with the whole first part and then proceed to totally blow it by being wrong with the second. Josephine has more for us, and it's a HOT DOG GERMAN OPERA!

It's a bloody opera (the best kind), so we've got our fair share of bloody soldiers:

As well as the obligatory foil boobed protagonist, Ms Valkyrie:

I cannot say how the opera ends, or if Ms Valkyrie ever finds her true love somewhere out in the war town battlefield. I can, however say well played Josephine Lowry. You are an inspiration to us all.

I've got an Octodog Frankfurter Converter on order, as should you. Expect some homespun hot dog animals in future posts.

Who's hungry?